tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-214 days agoYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down15
arrow-up1102arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mltetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-214 days agomessage-square81linkfedilink
minus-squareTracaine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoIntegrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.ukOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoYou got me back with the tent
Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Pump action umbrella
You got me back with the tent