i think that is the point of the comic. “schrodinger’s telegram”…

well they rejected you beforehand on behalf of really insignificant attribute, so you are not the picky one and you don’t really have a choice, but are you really interested in such superficial bimbo?

yeah, i see you are wonderful conversationalist, aggressive the second someone does not agree with you. keep up the good job, women love that!

used to be that a lot of girls bios would say if you’re under 180, don’t even try,

you should be happy they raise their red flag so clearly so you can avoid them…

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it’s more natural

it may very well be, but what most people don’t realize is that the natural life of wild animals is not a disney fairy tale. their life expectancy is a lot shorter than that of the household pets and their death is often nothing to envy.

and there is this whole thing about birds having a wings.

i am the owner of an indoor cat and i am all for keeping cats indoors because of how many dead cats i see on the roads in my relatively densely populated urban area. if i won the lottery or something and i would be moving into a house with a garden, i would be scared to let the cat out because of the danger to her, not the birds.

They look 30, I think that’s just assault.

every physical bullying is an assault, the age is really not relevant to determine that.

lol. “This is a rare instance where the big corporation’s interests happen to be to make the best possible product,” said a person who suggested to “think for myself”.

you need some serious cult deprogramming.

no, it is not, you just did not get it.

now hush, go pay something to google for a privilege to have your data analyzed for targeting your ads as everyone else and feel superior about it, you valued customer!

There’s more to the cost of college classes than tuition.

yeah, no. that is literally it. once you pay the tuition (where applicable), you can visit the classes. you specifically used the phrase “money for classes”, so don’t try to bullshit your way around what you said. i know you need to eat and house yourself. these are not money for classes.

i see you must be from the freedom country. in civilized world, you can do that without the money 😜 it is just that the wording wasn’t very clear.

I understand why normies are shocked and feel betrayed.

they can’t say they have not been warned. sometimes the “we told you so” is not as satisfying as it should be…

Where did you get twenty-something from?

that’s usual age when people are at the university. your “as an old” might probably be worded more clearly if you meant something different.

How are they not customers?

if they were treated as such, we wouldn’t be having this discussion, would we?

These people are paying customers.

well, it is a good thing they are treated as such and there is no problem then 😂

even if we put some in space, it would be prohibitively expensive to match what we have on earth.

And we would probably pay some private billionaire to lift it there :(

I’m in university (as an old) (…) I know better, but young people

wait, are you saying that twenty-something is old? 😂

yeah, the funny and sad thing here is, that there are people in the world for whom “locally” means “in my phone”. 🤷‍♂️

I never really liked Google, but their whole thing was supposed to be that you never needed to worry about backups.

no it wasn’t. no sane person ever told you that. everyone always knew situation like the one described here will come sooner or later.

google might have told you so, but it is of similar value to when tobacco company tells you that smoking is healthy and to please continue smoking (and giving us money).

they’ve decided to screw people over who relied on their drive and office suite.

these people are not the customers. i will repeat that, because this part is really important - THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE CUSTOMERS.

when you don’t pay for the service, you are not the customer, you are the merchandise that is being sold. and you are treated like one. when you are selling screwdrivers and one of them fall of the shelf, you don’t bother yourself thinking if it hurt.