If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

Have you priced that shit lately! Sonsabitches act like they ain’t making it no mo.

That’s probably handy if their turn signals quit working. At least they can still signal the old fashioned way!

A fifth on the 4th and the fourth will be stronger!

3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

Yea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!

But I only go left. And no I don’t mean nascar left!

I’d have to go all the way back to my brother. The stupid sumbitch voted for trump!

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.