You can never undo the seventh donut, this is your true timeline now.

This is how my dad taught me, and when I pointed out that February wasn’t 30 days he looked at me and asked in an almost furious tone “Are you ever going to forget that February has it’s own thing going on?”

Nope, not anymore dad, I remember it forever.

“4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism” beer.

You said ‘hits different,’ not ‘good hits different.’

Jou’re a liitle short for a EstormTrooper cabron.

And they’re like Heeyeyeyeyaa

What’s going on?