Great, now our shapeshifting lizard people oligarchs will rule for thousands more years!

I hate that I have to mention I’m kidding because so many people believe that’s real these days…

AI slop

At first glance I thought it was a dog! Big boyl ❤️

Tony, Montana is the main character in the movie. Scarface. He doesn’t saying things like murders and says he does it for fun.

Then come the zoomies when they snap back to reality

Ahh The Tony Montana approach.

As somebody that’s absolutely human, “I appreciate the pushback on that”…

No lie though, I’ll still eat at a place even if they use AI on their menu. Not because I don’t notice or frown when I see it but it’s specifically because I’m a fatty and love food.

There is no controversy? OP asked what product you’d buy no matter what regardless not “what controversial product will you still buy?”. Maybe I’m an idiot and understood the question wrong idk.

Condoms?

Cops man. Never invited to the party so they have to ruin everyone else’s fun. Then they wonder why their only friends are other cops…

Depends on the beaver

That’s a huge part of why some of these towns stay afloat. Your ticket is revenue for their population 12 town. It’s for sure a racket. I still remember the $500 ticket I got in Beaver, Utah for going 10 over…

Sends a needy text, gets a pretty good response, sends another needy text.

“Why is my crush like this???”

Yeah, usually during very early morning sex. Like that your eyes are barely open and you don’t even know how you started having sex or who started it but it’s in full swing by the time you come to. Sometimes during that time, I feel nothing when I cum. It’s not fun but rolling over and going back to bed surely is!

Anyway, if you’re experiencing this on your own, try not spanking the ham for a bit and you’ll get back to normal.

Finally some uplifting news 😁

How do you even check ?

How can you check the list?

I listened to the “I don’t care just get whatever” response once. So, I did. It uh, didn’t well as I knew it wouldn’t. I wasn’t being a dick about it either, just got what I know she’d want from a restaurant we frequent… She wasn’t happy about it because I didn’t read her mind and know that she didn’t want that kind of food at that moment… Sometimes there’s no winning.

An obsessive, relentless stalker won’t take no for an answer, eventually gets the girl but she escapes only to find herself once again in his grasps alienating her from friends, family, and most importantly, her fiance (husband? Can’t remember). This absolute psychopath remodeled an entire house as his shrine to her never losing focus even after years of her escape! Obsessing daily he wrote her letters everyday for a year that her family rightfully hid from his victim.

I did this with the original Twilight Zone episodes! As soon as I hear that iconic intro I feel tired. It doesn’t work perfectly and I sometimes still have trouble sleeping but it helped a lot. It took years of doing this. I picked Twilight Zone because it’s interesting enough to turn on but not interesting enough to stay awake for.

I have seen every episode hundreds of times at this point I bet.