God I wish bill hicks was still alive

The tsetse fly has the longest sperm, regardless of body size.

The realest life hack.

I’m in the northeast, I nod, apologize for having no cash and ignore them past that. I donate to the local food pantry, I know they’re gonna buy drugs or alcohol with any money I give them face to face. I dated a girl that was homeless in NYC for a year, she spent every dollar she got on heroin. She knew where to get free food and clothes. She made about 50 to 100 dollars a day panhandling.