I’ll have one goo, please!

I’m just surprised they didn’t write something like “You deserved it”. It gets even worse than this, believe it or not.

Oh goodness me 🫢

Oh my god awesome!!! 500 other human-possessing aliens liked this post!!! I had no idea there were more of us on Earth! What’s uuuuupppp!!!

Woohoo! Oregon trail time! Let’s go!

You have died of dysentery

And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered

Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes

Lots of people think Jack Dorsey owns Bluesky

For me it’s the “Trump Enablers” moderation list that I’m subscribed to

Just a quick side-note: Dorsey is no longer in charge of Bluesky

Jay Graber is

I can’t find icegov on Bsky

Must already be on a moderation list I’m subscribed to

EDIT: Yep. It is.

Awesome!

Hey, user whose comment is below mine! Your cooking skills are below average and you run funny!

I guess there’s a pretty short lifespan on these links haha

Well, here it is https://youtu.be/Gu_hxO9iDi8

Congratulations! You’ve won an iPhone! Click our secure link to claim your prize! We promise this is not a Rip Off!

https://secure.ic6do.com/tRn4TI_ip_grab

EDIT: Please do click the link so my joke can land

EDIT 2: Sorry I’m too much of a wimp to even happy-prank people

That’s AI, isn’t it?

My laptop is 9 years old this summer and it’s an absolute beast. It never gives me any trouble

I have another that’s 7 years old and was crappy from day one

My cat the last few days…

He’s a tough negotiator too. He spends a solid half hour demanding garbage before he gives up and eats his food

I’ve used this one quite a bit: https://musictheory.pugetsound.edu/

Don’t worry about it. Honestly. Just post a song and tell us what you like about it. That’s good enough. Maybe later you can keep us updated on your guitar progress!

(Hmmm… I always suspected the “In-depth” in the group’s name was maybe a little intimidating haha)

Tell your musician friends to find me here:

https://lemmy.world/c/IndepthIndie

Actually, you know what? I’ll give a free guitar lesson to the first 10 people to make a post in that group.