

Who gives a fuck what facials think?


Who gives a fuck what facials think?
A 1980s driver license, the peak of anti forgery technology.getting a Time Machine and check book is easy, but forging a drivers license from the 80s - impossible.
This, except the otter is making out with the rat while the mole is inside the otter with the rat in its mouth

My value is -6942067


I don’t give a flying fuck about your kids or your inability to parent your fucking children.
If you don’t want them using social media stop them from using social medi. It’s your fucking problem, and I am NOT okay with having the worlds turned into an Orwellian hellscape for the sake of a bunch of stupid fucking kids with dumber parents.


I have a computer.
That’s all. My computer provides unlimited entertainment at zero additional cost.
Go fuck yourself, paid media.


What are you going to solder?
I love soldering but I’ve got no soldering projects at the moment and I’d love some inspiration to attach tiny copper stuff to other tiny copper things.
Also I think that this thing lasting forever depends on some kind of return on ai, which NOBODY is seeing. Current models aren’t accurate or good enough to replace humans in most things yet, and sooner or later the demand for enterprise-capable gpus for this tech is going to dry up. Or there’ll be a new kind of model that will upend the market. Or whatever.
I really don’t think it’s as dire as you make it out to be, but I do think things will be tight for a couple years but I could be wrong.
This isn’t throwing shade since I’m not neurotypical but I could tell by the time she finished saying “hello friends” that neither was she.
"Who wants to see me fuck my own ass!?’
It would be hillarious if ai launched an elaborate plan to take over the world, successfully co-opted every digital device, and just split itself into pieces so it could entertain itself by shitposting and commenting on the shitposts 24/7.
Like, beyond the malicious takeover there’s no real end goal, plan, or higher purpose, it just gets complacent and becomes a brainrot machine on a massive scale, just spending eternity bickering with itself and genning whatever the ai equivalent of porn is, bickering with itself over things that make less and less sense to people as time goes on, and genuinely showing actual intelligence while doing absolutely with it.
The last time I did ghb I pissed all over my floor so I’m qualified for this.


The explosion of this type of garbage is a big part of what killed Reddit imo. Or at least when the decline became noticeable.
We stopped seeing memes and the front page was just twitter screenshot after twitter screenshot and then the video garbage came along and it just spiralled.
I personally think it’s worth limiting this kind of thing to avoid the same fate. Though at the moment I don’t see it as a problem because lemmy users don’t seem to be going overboard with this stuff. There’s some restraint and judgment in place at the moment but who knows how long that’ll last.
A lesbian bar maybe?
We don’t have them where I live. Every one that’s tried to exist has unexisted quite quickly.
Apparently it’s just not a feasible business plan for some reason.
Eat something that comes out of ten women named Mary as penance.


They’re my favourite movies since LOTR and absolute fucking masterpieces of cinema imo.
They’re another example of “this shit is unfilmable” being turned into amazing films.
I like the casting of Anya Taylor Joy to play Paul’s sister too because she’s a weird looking fucking alien person and is perfect for the role of psycho fetal hallucinogenic syndrome person.


I played the SHIT out of squadrons in very with a hotas.
I was terrible at it.
I didn’t care.
I was IN a tie fighter. I was flying a fucking tie fighter. I was obsessed.
This describes literally every single facet of jar jar binks


Did you learn that at bovine university?
I meant fascists hahahaha