So you’re just a time traveler from the 1200s. NBD.

He was highly successful at making his dream a reality.

Imagine drivers 10x worse and that’s the USA.

You don’t remember in the book when Gandalf did a kick-flip 720 to a backside rail slide down the goblin king’s decapitated body?

I was pretty hyped when the trailer had the dwarves singing in Bag End. Then the movie shit in my pants.

That’s not weird. I mean the show is weird as fuck, but your thought isn’t.

I hate how so many seem to have cushy jobs and infinite money while barely having enough brain cells to balance on two feet. Like, you can barely read and make more money than god.

For mountain biking at least, 1xs are superior due to the narrow-wide chainring, not to mention completely eliminating a derailer and associated controls. I don’t understand how this could possibly be more complicated or expensive than a 3x9, but I’m sure these companies have found a way.

Who the fuck looks at the US right now and thinks “I want that?”

Then I’m definitely judging them for that, too.

Sounds like something that literally Hitler would say.

That’s one of the craziest things about this. My employers for years would constantly beat it into us, “proprietary information, trade secrets, confidential IP, data security. Make sure we have NDAs in place with suppliers.” Now just give it all away to these random giant companies.

As a cyclist, I’d have to guess “riding two abreast when there’s a car behind you.”