He’s a trust-fund nitwit cosplaying as an entrepreneur, who has been parachuted into the Presidency.

And it’s not even Taco Tuesday.

Trump uses words like squids use ink.

Squids are smarter, though.

Or he’s a fucking liar.

That’t not Høiby. He’s the son of a crown princess.

Same reason he tried to pressure Romania to let an alleged rapist and trafficker go.

Is Andrew Tate helping?

A journalist should ask him if Trump’s asshole tastes like Putin’s dick.

Fish rots from the head first.

Toady looks like toad.

Yeah, at least we know that Ukrainians aren’t fifth columnists.

I’ll celebrate the day when the people of Hungary do the right thing.

When the shit hits the fan, there’ll be good looting in those bunkers.

Himmler was very similar…

That probably means the tanks start rolling in tomorrow.

Please, don’t even joke about it.

More like, he paid his bribe, got to rip up regulations and stop litigation that was costing him money, smashed a bunch of shit as a distraction, then fucked off.

And all that happened was that it said “THAT WAS EASY!”