O lord that is foul

I’ll have to look it up! I’ve never heard of a chubby emu! Only chubby bunny!

Oooo! That is very interesting 👀 glad you’re feeling better!

Most based source in the thread 💯

Thank you for sharing you’re experience 🙏

I use the trail mix philosophy in most situations:

Eat the best item first and then all you’re left with is the best of what is left. Ie - eat all the m&ms first 🤣

Purple is a fruit!

Yeah from what I understand you can pull up, say the magic words, give no documentation of any type, then leave without the baby

I suppose adding “US” before “states” would have been a more inclusive language choice, but I was going for conciseness over inclusivity I guess. Using context, I feel that the meaning of my title is still clear.

I do however apologize to anyone that may be offended by my language choice!

Omg, that is insane! Imagine coming home from work like

“Honey, I dropped the baby off at the fire station today and the fireman yelled ‘BACK BACK NO TRADE BACK’ when I handed it over, so I’m pretty sure the decision is final. I hope you weren’t too attached to the babe.”

Better for most, but the rest area demon who is sustained on changing station sacrifices really hates this law.

They kinda look like a cute gay couple in this picture

Back back no trade back!

Couldn’t hurt to try… sounds very old tho TBH. Have you tried a retirement home?

It’s clear if you click the link - the article will tell you if your inference skills fail you!

Wtf! That is insane 🤣 good read!

Yeah, I think my state of NC requires there to be a designated baby receiver on call at all times just in case someone pulls up with one that they need to get rid of.

Have you tried screaming “back back no trade back no trade back” when you drop them?

Sorry you missed the easy return window!