Rowling

I get convicted for rape and fraud. We have empirical evidence that it works.

From what we see in The Book of Boba Fett, Tusken Riders are a very isolated populace and every village is completely independent from each other so the one that Anakin killed probably had their own different culture and traditions that will never be recovered. He also targeted everyone in the village because they were sand people, so it kinda is genocide.

I already have 30GB of math textbooks, I guess I’ll just download another 70GB of textbooks on various subjects and sell them to students. Y’all gonna return after 5 years to a new Elsevier.

I just tell people “don’t swipe unless you wanna see my dick” and that usually does it.

I know a Kal-El. His mom just thinks it’s a cute name and has no idea where it came from so I’m sure his dad is the culprit.

They also used actual military tactics to fight the Emus, like mapping their routes and setting up ambushes. In one of these, they managed to get close to a flock of about a thousand emus and attacked them with machine guns only allowing the escape of… lemme check… about a thousand emus.

I got the second Punic war, but I think that’s just a freebie. I also spent a lot learning about the Falkland’s war just to annoy Argentinians online.