Might want to tag that

We know
what we like and
what we like isn’t much

It’s exactly where my control key used to be, so I often hit that button and nothing happens, unless Im using a Windows via AWS and suddenly I keep getting copilot springing up.

It’s a really user hostile move knowing that people will accidentally hit that button

As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF

That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around at the dog pound

There’s a sci-fi author named Cordwainer Smith.

I’m guessing in a former life he was a black smith but couldn’t hack it in the forge and so turned to a life of shoestrings instead

"Me, I’ve got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft

you don’t grift a shitty product because you think it’s worth something, you grift it because you think someone else will.

The ones hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic didn’t do so because they thought it was an intrinsically sublime product. They did it for the grift

Also Rapunzel from Tangled grows up to have two daughters named exactly what you think.

“Eh Don Homer, my son he-”

I’m sorry, but you do not have permission to dream about dolphins as we could not verify your identity.

How about dreaming of Latest Marvel^TM instead?

That’s why the changed it from 10 to 11 during testing, because people kept thinking it meant 2

There are likely waaay more animals in these wild magical kingdoms than the current world.

There’s probably hundreds of rats and dozens of cats and dogs barking at any one time. A WS user could indeed be lurking in a corner somewhere amidst all that chaos, but as OP’s post shows – they are at constant peril to the animal kingdom.

I think most people would be happy to roll the dice

• Jeff and Some Aliens (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_%26_Some_Aliens)
• Peep Show (https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialPeepShow)
• Birds of a Feather (w. Pauline Quirk!)

I’m currently watching a lot of trashy 90s films on https://www.youtube.com/@blacktreemedia, which has been fun

people kept thinking it was binary for 2 during audience testing

I’m amazed they made it back on the ship. Don’t do catnip. Not even once

Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.

^{too far? too far.}

Nigeria, obviously

Prince Andrew:

Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

^{me. I’m talking about me}