later in life will only be able to produce the ones it learned in early life

Early years for speech (and a ton of other things) are extremely important, but humans can definitely learn new sounds. People study new languages and learn to correct speech impediments all the time.

Flip the script

Lemme tell you, this wasn’t easy to find again, even after I’d refound the artists name (Garbati) because of the more famous depictions of the opposite and because articles are loath to show boobs, even if they’re in art

Flying at triple the speed of light’ll def knock some dust off your snoot

Clutch your pearls harder

Oh yeah, probably should’ve been able to figure that one out on my own (although I’ve heard the opposite, where people don’t like food that’s supposed to be served hot once it’s cooled off)

Don’t worry, the melting mango is currently dismantling tools we all rely on for forecasts, so we can soon get back to those halcyon days of not knowing weather in the distant future of the next day.

I started !webgames@lemmy.zip to replace the reddit sub but I only posted a few things there. I like more dedicated games in general but sometimes browser games are a brief fun distraction (although there are definitely extensive ones as well).

Hey, they gave him that prize because they knew he was the kind of dictator who would only use regular bombs on (most likely) random civilians. He’d never be so heartless as to use a nuke.

Pretty much just smells like vinegar

Ridiculously easy and cheap to make your own booch I’d you get the craving

Like… all hot food?

Christianity is great–how many other religions were started when a wife cheated on her husband? And don’t bring up Zeus because that shit was already in full swing when he started waving his dick(s) around.

Kids should learn phonics

Witch Doctor - De Staat

https://youtu.be/0ttGgIQpAUc

Seagal was perfect in Executive Decision though (he dies in the first 10 minutes)

They say blue for the green traffic light but they call a lot of things blue that are more green (like plant shoots are called blue)

He just put out a new Blood video that was under 10 minutes. I didn’t think something so short was possible for him.

Unfortunately we’ve already lost. Even if she had no investments and had to live off her current billions she’d still be able to inject £100,000 of caviar and racehorse semen (oh sorry, printer ink is actually more valuable) into her veins every night and still be good for the next 30+ years. In one sense, whether she makes money off you or not changes nothing because she’ll still be able to fund all the anti trans shit she wants with her current empire.

Billionaires are a mistake of society and she’s a garbage person but whether one person or 500,000 people buy Hogwarts is quite literally meaningless to her wealth because she already won capitalism.

I never hated having a middle name until japan. The number of places that desperately need all of your entire name as written on your passport is ridiculous. It’s like “ok you got me, I was absolutely attempting to commit bank fraud because it’s highly likely that the one person named Cornelius Tiberius Wallace trying to get a new bank book for the account I’ve had for 30 years could potentially have a doppelganger named simply Cornelius Wallace living in the same town of 10,000 people. If only there were some other way to identify someone besides their middle name. What’s that? You’ve never had a problem differentiating between the endless parade of Taro Satos that walk through your door? I’m shocked I tell you.”

I’m just surprised they let you leave anything off your name, but I guess in your case they see Japanese name plus a bunch of other fake garbage you use to fool people when existing in gaikokuland, so of course you only need to put your true name on forms.