There is a for-profit medical clinic near me where they told the workers that " we’re all just really cool and we love our jobs so we don’t take breaks" - they didn’t allow workers to take breaks as required by law so I created pamphlets about how to report and get compensation for wage theft and I passed them out on all the cars outside the clinic.

Or maybe a hot dog bowl, it’s like a burrito bowl but it’s chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl

Maybe eat more hot dogs?

They were probably people dressed in rat costumes

When I was a little kid I saw The nutcracker ballet on TV and they had human-sized rats dancing around and I was terrified for a long time

You can get a 66% chance of being right if you turn on a switch and check the room. If the light is off you guess between the other two. For example, you are going to test switch 1 and if it is off you guess switch 2.

Reminds me of the Monty Hall problem except in that problem the game show host has an action to take which effects the odds.

Sometimes it would be the other way around. The new dev hire about to terrorize the mission critical system

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Puta literally means prostitute/whore. If it were a man it would be puto. Perra means bitch (female dog)

Terribly loud non-stop belching

Are you me?

I thought they were on a pillow, not a bed, and I wondered how they were so small

You’re saying she wanted to be groped, that she orchestrated it? That’s pretty fucked up to say. Anything to allow this type of behavior, right?

“The victim was hospitalised with injuries including broken ribs, a punctured lung and rectal damage, according to the indictment, and Tomer-Yerushalmi launched an investigation.”

Other accounts of rape:

"The New York Times documented an allegation of rape from a senior nurse who said two soldiers lifted him up and pressed his rectum against a metal stick fixed to the ground.

A report by the UN’s Palestinian relief agency Unrwa into abuse allegations at Sde Teiman provided a similar account of a detainee forced to “sit on something like a hot metal stick”, who said another detainee died after anal rape with an “electric stick”."

The story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/23/whistleblowers-allege-widespread-abuses-at-israeli-detention-camp-sde-teiman

She’s doing the teabag movement to show she’s friendly

I wrote my representative and advocated for lifting the trade embargo and this is what they sent back:

As your Member of Congress, I am opposed to lifting the embargo. Cuba continues to be under control of a communist regime which suppresses any advancement toward a free and open society. In addition to not providing basic goods and services for its citizens, the Cuban government routinely restricts civil liberties and engages in significant human rights abuses. Specific information can be found by reading the State Department’s 2022 human rights report on Cuba. Cuba continues to undermine the interests of the United States, and most recently a Cuban spy was found to have infiltrated high levels of the U.S. government.

Whenever you see a driver following too closely or driving erratically try to get away from them, change lanes, let them pass, whatever. Also try not to drive next to other cars. Stagger positions so if they have to serve into your lane they won’t hit you. Last tip is don’t drive in people’s blind spot when they are in the next lane. Pull ahead of them or let them get in front of you

This Yamaha receiver https://usa.yamaha.com/products/audio_visual/hifi_components/a-s801/features.html#product-tabs

And Ascend Acustics CBM170 https://www.ascendacoustics.com/products/cbm-170se-bookshelf-monitor-single?variant=40047176843318 These are bookshelf speakers but aren’t tiny, sacrifice a couple of inches of space for the better sound. These out perform $1000 speakers.

And a subwoofer, but I can’t make a recommendation

Or if you want best sound for less $ a larger JBL like the boombox or partybox 310

I think everyone down voting you missed the sarcasm. This post is about not yet Hitler but they don’t like your not yet Hitler.

Also, Hitler shoots himself in the head while his wife dies from cyanide poisoning, so not yet Hitler