Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dull pig, you are an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably huge that a hundred years in the future your name will be used as a moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity were to combine their collective intelligence, there is no way they could come up with a way to screw things up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he could not have seen this sacrilegious act we just witnessed, because if he had, he would have left humanity long ago, so that your birth might never have become a reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum, after it has been scientifically examined, so that all future generations will learn not to generate your skeletal structure, because every little detail that anyone might have to do with you degrades it into a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether you were really his son, because you would have to be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you as a family member. Your birth has made humanity inferior in every way imaginable, and you have ensured that society can never truly regain its state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into staggering chaos, through whose unrecognizable core, only misery can be found. I would say that the apocalypse has arrived, but that’s just the closest word people have for the sheer scale of horror that is now a reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know to an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such a godless being that if you come within a hundred feet of a holy place or any place that has ever been considered important by anyone, your warped, religious soul will ruin any meaning it ever had. You are an idiotic, crass, dull ape and no one has ever loved you. The island of Rhodes would be better off if you had never joined us. You are a lying, deceitful, cowardly, useless piece of shit and I hate you with every part of my being.