• nexguy@lemmy.world
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    You can’t just start being a meerkat without proper permits. Then you have to get a bug huntig license that renews annually. Of course there is a tax on the bugs per pound consumed so you need to keep track of that. Would you like a subscription to quicken online, mongoose edition? Don’t forget to deduct the cost of the subscription.

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      The IRS have transcended the need for mere addresses, they simply dispatch their missives addressed as “To whom it will concern” and trust to the postal service.

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          My brain must be running at half speed today, it took me way too long to ‘get’ your comment! I went as far as checking the spelling and definition in a dictionary before I realised the joke. You get a hearty groan and an upvote.