Always two there are. No more, no less. A MasterCard and an American Express.

Waiter: Have a seat, young man.

Anakin: But we just gave you the card for the check.

Waiter: I said have a seat, young consumer.

Anakin: This isn’t RIGHT. It’s not FAIR! I PAID MY TAB!

Waiter: Not. Yet.

Let’s just say that his subsequent actions were “mostly” caused by his desire to save Padme.

What’s in YOUR wallet?

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