I heard that we’re genetically predisposed to find babies cute so we take care of them long enough to pass on our genes. Does that count?

I’m pretty good at repairing computers, but please don’t tell my friends and family.

I didn’t think quicksand would look like that

It definitely qualifies as a strong candidate for doing a dumb thing on the internet. I’d almost rank it as first place for the dumbest*

*That I’ve read so far, no follow-up questions will be accepted

What a menace 😂

He attacc, he protecc

I hate that every facet of human existence is being monetized.

I don’t mind getting called, but I miss having wired desk telephones.

I hate being always “reachable”. I can’t even take a whiz in peace.

If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we’ll know what their kink is

🥹 used, but still as good as new

Oh fair, yeah.

That’s a great analogy

That’s a good point, yeah.

Big Fart propaganda!!

I wonder why some people seem to change their voices when they sing

!scrungycats@lemmy.world

Same for me about only hearing it when the room is quiet and I’m trying to fall asleep!! Different noise, but you don’t know how oddly happy this makes me feel ❤️

Absolutely agree. Site owners only get fined if someone reports them. The regulators aren’t actively scanning sites to ensure compliance.

Ooh, sometimes mine sound like trying to wind a motor. What do yours sound like?

I see two toes 😁