Hell, Shrek isn’t even the movie that comes to mind in reference to this song. Comes up near the end of Lord of War.

I do genuinely believe there’s probably multiple versions of me. I hope I’m one of the more interesting ones.

So are we sure we aren’t in one of the timelines a time traveler messed with on accident?

There’s a diagram for building circles in Minecraft that would probably be the fairest way of handling AOE with a grid system.

That last exchange has been burned into my memory since I first saw this.

Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

Yeah you really don’t have to look that far back in history for tinder to seem less weird.

I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

Was a diesel mechanic for a summer, the power stroke is a good motor and I like the f series more than other pickups but they came in the most often for maintenance, take that how you will. Cummins didn’t break much so it was rare to see them but it was damn near a pleasure to work on them, the old diesel rams give you so much room to work with and don’t put stupid shit in the way. If every single GM executive goes to hell exclusively for the Duramax I wouldn’t consider that unjust.

You see, I was picturing something far more mundane with the headline of “stole” coins. I figured it’d be a story about somebody picking up loose change and some jackass claiming that was stealing. After reading through it I still feel for the guy but yeah, that’s definitely a crime.

The change in the mood of the room from starting the trailer to the ‘2025’ announcement was like skydiving without a parachute.

He breaths heavily normally, the following line could be “What, what is a ‘laser’? What do you mean it’s like a lightsaber but it doesn’t really work like a sword and it just keeps going. You can only see the middle of it if it’s going through smoke or fog or something? Well the fucks the point of that? AND THE ONES YOU CAN SEE AT ALL DON’T CUT SHIT? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S HORSESHIT.” Yet, heavy breathing would still be an appropriate caption.

I mean, it’s kind of a given for force users and their kids to try to overthrow the emperor at this point.

IIRC the rebels were pretty literally based off of the Vietcong.

Well I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.

I take it I’m the first one to read the title entirely instead of spitting a fun fact. I live and work up in the rocky mountains, and ski patrol tends to be the most interesting people out there. They’re paramedics, but because you can’t just grab a paramedic out of the ambulance roller coaster tycoon style and simply drop them in the middle of the woods on the side of the mountain they’re also some of the best skiers out there. So these are people with both medical and extreme sports training.

I’m by no means a programmer, but the frequency in which “RTFM” makes me the problem solver in a group allows me to relate to whoever made this.