King motherfucking Gordy

A conga line.

When I was a teenager the local mall made it quite clear that they didn’t want teenagers in the mall. I think it just stuck for a lot of us.

I would buy 15 bullets and see how many fit in my head.

I can be.

I’m doing my part!

It’s the hardest thing to do. God I miss my dog Borscht. I put her down when she couldn’t eat because of her cancer. She was the sweetest puppo ever. Give your dog extra affection.

God really is a piece of shit.

One saying slavery shouldn’t happen would be nice.

LDLHA‐IBCSYWA by Twiztid

When my dog died I’d listen to it and cry a ton.

Fuck, shit, pussy, ass, motherfucking, damn, bitch Bitch, damn, motherfucking, ass, pussy, shit, fuck

-Chop Chop Slide

I went Stumble->Fark->Digg->Reddit->Lemmy. Fuck I’m getting old.

I can’t do the key sleeves. I just hate how the feel and the extra thickness.

Yes, I’m using Lemmy on my phone but on my lunch at work and stuff on my computer it’s Reddit still. I am evangelizing Lemmy though.

You can design and order custom genes online to make e-coli do different things.