We rent this mess now

What are they hiding from us?!

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

• Keeps demons away

Hard at work in the chocolate milk mines

It hatched.

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Man, I just got back into reading his stuff and I instantly remember why he’s my favourite author. Poor guy, though.

Nothing wrong with that

Just look up, bro

TIL

TFW you forget to wear protection when clicking on a weird video and you permanently scar your algorithm. You try to heal it, but days or weeks later, you are showing your boss a video on marine grade industrial sealant and Chappell Roan Pink Pony Club shows up in your recommended videos and you have to lie and say you have no idea what it is. When he is gone, you play it again.

Recommendations?

Cheeseburger topping it is, then

Abandoned buildings, especially when overgrown with trees and plants. Just goes to show that while we are ridiculously destructive, nature is patient.

And only for a minute, mind.

I hope they don’t run me through with their sword

Human?

Jesus was a bastard who was BFFs with a prozzie, did violence against the wealthy, and spurned authority. God might not listen to Slayer, but I reckon Jesus would have