You’re not dusting your walls?

Drives a yellow van

Ask them out where? Like out-side? Gross.

It’s a meme video, there is an altercation in a McDonald’s, loud and violent, but the guy in the foreground continues eating completely nonplussed with big capybara energy about the punch-up going on next to him.

Kramer would spend all his money on NFTs and then freak out trying to flip them. He would enlist George as a fictional investor who would try to inflate the value of the NFTs by offering exorbitant amounts for them in front of potential buyers.

Jerry would riff on the copyability of NFTs and try to talk Kramer out of it, but would secretly sell an NFT of himself for a low amount of money.Elaine would secretly purchase the Jerry NFT and hold it over him forever.

In the end, Newman would buy all of Kramer’s NFTs and think he was getting a steal. George, who was promised 50% of the profits would be aghast when he learns Kramer lost a thousand bucks in the transaction, even more so when Kramer requests $500 from George for his share of the negative profits.

Newman would then flip the NFTs for a genuine profit.

Life is a joke

“Quick, change the channel!”

Don’t worry it’s just another bi-annual once-in-a-lifetime economic crisis.

Just turn it off at night time

Deport them to America lol

If you ever get a clean shot on me I encourage you to take it 🙏

Sore wrists

Germany?

Vegans will hate me for this but I only eat animals that I don’t find particularly cute.

I don’t eat pig or cow meat because they are beautiful, intelligent animals with great personalities. I do eat lamb because I’ve worked on sheep farms and they are dumb assholes. I eat chicken because they are basically vicious dinosaurs who would eat me if our sizes were reversed.

I’ve yet to get first hand experience with live sausages in their natural environment so I proceed with caution on a case by case basis.

Thus the highest form of generalship is to balk the enemy’s plans; the next best is to prevent the junction of the enemy’s forces; the next in order is to attack the enemy’s army in the field; and the worst policy of all is to besiege walled cities.

The rule is, not to besiege walled cities if it can possibly be avoided. The preparation of mantlets, movable shelters, and various implements of war, will take up three whole months; and the piling up of mounds over against the walls will take three months more.

Sun Tsu - The art of war, 3:3-4

Accidental damage, from water leaks or flooding, power surges, lightning strikes, falling off a moving truck, overloaded, washing something harmful by accident, whatever.

It would go out of business if they bank on infinite growth like most capitalists. If they plan to spend the first 5 years focusing 90% on manufacturing, the next 5 years are 40% manufacturing and 60% on servicing and parts, then 20% on manufacturing and 80% on servicing and parts, you can get over the startup hump and and settle into a sustainable business model. It’s just not going to churn out endless profit to undeserving capitalists, year after year. But what it will do is provide stable, predictable income for a medium sized workforce while adapting to demand by reducing output. Sure the Labor component can be undercut by competitors at lower prices, but if done right, the parts market can still be yours. Anybody who is savvy enough to buy one of these products would also be savvy enough to pay full price for an OEM replacement sprocket instead of half that price for a dodgy chinesium sprocket.

If I knew I could get a washing machine that was garunteed to last 15 years and be repairable, I wouldn’t mind spending a couple hundred bucks on parts and/or labor every few years.

I’m not technically allowed to sell the Lenovo laptop I bought earlier this year unless I get permission from the US Govt. It says so right on the invoice

Jokes on them, I’m selling it anyway hah ha.

Does anyone else hear the sound of chinooks?

Wilson but in German