I haz cheezeburger or you getz face bullet.
I haz cheezeburger or you getz face bullet.
That is a damn good point well made
God damn right, its serious business
Yea David Prowse’s voice wasn’t particularly intimidating sadly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI
This is the only one I have of him:
It’s the perfect crime, I’ll be unable to post about it on Lemmy.
My best friend often got into screaming arguments with her boyfriend so her cat was suspicious of both of them. But me, he loved as I was always quiet and calm. Eventually he became my cat.
One time, I was sat on the left of my friend’s three seat sofa, she was sat on the right. The cat came out of a door to my left, jumped on the arm of the sofa to my friends right, then stood on her lap. She was very excited but tried to hide it and started stroking him. Then without breaking eye contact he walked over to me and laid in my lap.
🎵Wild squirrels… nearly bit off my dick🎵
Saves time in the morning as opposed to the evening. Like only a minute or two but any time I can save in the morning I’ll take.
Your mother was cold and soggy by the next morning too
Damn straight
My eggs in the morning.
The night before I mix two eggs with a little milk and put it in a microwavable mug. Then microwave it for 30 seconds, stir and repeat twice. It creates a round slab of egg that I put on a piece of buttered toast with ketchup spread on it.
I always thought the thing with Deadpool was that he was crazy and narcissistic enough to believe that he’s a comic book charcter and because he actually is that makes him capable of his superhuman 4th wall breaking abilities.
No, but cheese is a kind of meat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM
I second this. OsmAnd has done me well for several years.
You’re god damned right it is!
If I had access to the human ones I’d have those for breakfast but until then I’m just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(