Archangel

Hungry muthafucka’s.

Happy.

Jerk off.

“El-mo”? More like “El-NO”! Amiright, guys?

Ooh, ooh…I did that.

You wash all your dinner dishes before you go to bed.

There’s a big difference between someone putting in a good word for you…and having them “pull strings” to get you the job. If all he did was get you an interview and you took care of the rest, it’s fine. But if he has actual “pull” with the company…meaning, they have to do what he tells them to…then there might be some resentment among your coworkers.

“Still?”

Everyone else is considered a common enemy, so they bond over their mutual disdain for them.

All you’d have to do is issue bench warrants for the entire Trump administration for refusing to follow court orders, and have the US Marshals go and arrest them.

I got perma banned for saying that Elon Musk should get “burned” in Canada for fraudulent sales numbers posted by Tesla in order to qualify for Federal subsidies.

They took me literally, and claimed I was promoting violence. My appeal got shut down in less than an hour. They “burned” my 8 year old account, for saying that Elon should get “burned” in Canada. The irony is real.