That’s why you email them…

“hey boss, I know you told me not to ask again, so I am not, but in the event you change your mind, I have your upgrade ready to go.”

The person per person count is slightly skewed for conjoined twins :)

Fair and honest, except the titles. Thank you, tiny badass motherfucker. I accept.

What if I called you a badass tiny motherfucker?

I’d agree to disagree, but no. Ridiculous beliefs should be ridiculed. Additionally, no one is making fun of or even making light of religion here.

Being one of those victims, it’s honestly worse than that. My (very former) best friend went on to marry and raise kids with the woman that he knew SA’d me.