So this is where I’m confused because if I (an American citizen and resident) move to Japan, I can still vote. If I move to Puerto Rico, does that mean I can no longer vote?

I know someone who has been living abroad for 25+ years and he still votes in every election. I’m not sure if there is a time limit, but it seems to be long if there is.

It would make more sense to move to Ohio or Pennsylvania to try to swing them back to Blue.

“When the oil hits the anus” is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.

I was a low level IT guy many years ago and had worked for the company for about 4 years. There was a sales guy also named Bob that I would help out a few times a year. It was a small company, around 50 employees, and every year at the company Christmas party sales guy Bob would come up to me and say “I don’t think we’ve met, I’m Bob”.

That pissed me off, but it is the only time I can remember where I was upset someone didn’t remember my name.

One I’ve literally used more than once: “If I die, I’m going to look very stupid”

I’m also fond of: “There’s only one way to find out”

Nature.