My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.