I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

The Pledge of Ethics?

I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.

What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”

He saved my first and third marriages…

Anus… Right into the anus…

I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse…

He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G81LihKHXD0?feature=share

Boom. #nailedit

I mean, aren’t we using mostly Latin letters and sounds to spell non-Latin words?

There’s a phonetic English alphabet out there. Some Scottish poet commissioned it years ago.

It is named after him. But I am an uncultured swine and can’t remember who it is at the moment.

When doing a convolution of two curves in time, you flip one of them backwards.

Our shit statistics teacher made it so complicated.

And then one day, next semester, in a lab for signals class, the TA casually said “flip one, so they both start at zero seconds” and half the class started convulsing as an entire semester worth of misunderstood math magically snapped into place.

Lots of engineering teachers, have no business being teachers.

They did this last year or the year before with the Colorado Symphony at Red Rocks.

The show is on YouTube… It was aiight.

Am OP. Nailed it.

We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.

It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.

Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.