If you weren’t around in the 80s, you would have loved it. Everything was this stupid. It was awesome.

You better stay alive, you sneaky little shit

Sorry, I ate the last frozen sock last night after work. Rough shift. Needed it.

Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now

I’m fascinated by the idea that you live in some land where black women don’t wear tank tops and themselves think it would be racist to depict them doing so. I live in Oklahoma where black women are happily and commonly wearing tank tops all around and they don’t seem to be apologetic or ashamed of their doing so. Separate but equal dress codes seems a bit racist imo

Well obviously not for that particular reason, but it doesn’t seem to be a deal breaker for the vast majority of church goers

So was the first avenue

Something something litter boxes in schools and your grandkids are coming home with secret forced gender transition surgeries done in one day by underpaid public servants!