I think what you described here is epicureanism, not hedonism.

You’re mostly right. To call someone a “toton” is an insult to that person’s intelligence. It’s also a derivative of the word “téton”, which means tit.
“Combattre” is also effectively the verb “to fight”.

Being a cat looks so fucking tiring.

I wish I could suffer that much, for a change.

Shadow of Mordor in a nutshell.

Pistache, le chat de la révolution!