I had a friend who got covid pretty early, he was a carpenter and can’t really work ever since. He’s winded after walking up a few steps. But he’s also an anti vaxxer covid denier, so i find it hard to feel bad, because i’m pretty sure he dragged some other people down with him.

God is kind of a weirdo freak huh?

I want to be spoiled in an old school relationship.

You want your voting rights revoked and getting beaten up by your drunk husband, which is then your fault somehow? Not really my kink but if you insist.

If you don’t wear your seatbelt in the back of the car, you become a projectile who can possibly break one or two necks on the way out of the front window.

That used to be me. I often had a empty coffee mug on my bedside table, because i had coffee before i went to sleep. Now if i have coffee after 8pm, no sleep for me.

I don’t often need support, but when i do, i try to make it clear that i kinda know the deal and i tried everything in my power to make it work for days, and calling in support isn’t my first instinct. But i completely understand why they treat you like a dummy.

But no people around. So overall a win.

I sealed all my stuff airtight and still, every day 2 to 5 popped up every day and i vacuumed them in. I have some mugs that my niece and nephew painted and i keep them on my cabinet so they don’t break. Turned out in one of them were christmas cookies that they made 2 years ago 😭

I dated a girl who worked with elderly neurodivergent people. She was at my place and i heard the dryer was done with it’s cycle. I said i’ll have to go and make my bed, because you know how it is, if you don’t do it right away, you’re not doing it for two weeks.

She laughed and said: but you know why “we” have to do that, right? I was like: what? No. And she said, because we have adhd.

I just laughed and thought: YOU have adhd, i do… Oooooooooooh

That never bothered me all too much. Then yesterday i watched a video on youtube to kinda doze off. Dude made some insane stuff in Minecraft. Now i usually don’t really watch these videos or Minecraft videos in general. But the production value, time and effort that went into it was beyond everything i have seen so far. The usage of the word literally kept me awake. Every time i had to flinch and at some point i had to turn it off, despite my interest.

Als meine guten kopfhöhrer ausgestiegen sind habe ich ein paar billige sennheiser gekauft. Ich hatte auch schon gute sennheiser und mochte die. Aber die sind abgesehen vom klang absoluter schrott. Ich weiss nie was links und rechts ist, die kopfhöhrer steuerung macht kaum sinn. Die app ist, naja wie du schon erwähnt hast. Sennheiser sind meiner erfahrung nach gut, solange ein kabel dran hängt.

Deadlock is just really good man. I went from: i don’t play mobas and multiplayer games are bullshit to: how did i play 120 hours of a early alpha build?

I remember a story where Charles darvin was on expedition and saw a wasp stinging a tarantula and laying her eggs into the spider and it had the most grueling death. Something like that, and that’s where he realised that no god can be so cruel to make something like that. Now i have no idea if that is just a story or something that actually happened. But if you believe in any creator and see shit like that and still think: man that god guy sure has a funny sense of humor, you’re kinda weird.

What if you choked on a burger?

I’m confused as well. Isn’t that like saying that there is more sand in a sandbox than on every veach on the planet?

Must be nice

By that logic, a lighter. Better than smashing two rocks together, that’s how we used to make fire.

Still sad that hitler died on a workplace accident?

He doesn’t even understand why people like clerks. Or at least ye pretends to. He always acts embarrassed that he made the movie and people still like it. He never did anything better and he never will. And i don’t think he cares, all he wants is to make a marvel Disney movie and make a billion dollars.

Gerome Gerome the metronome.