Even if he is Legendarily Dense Man™️?

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I had a locker in high school. It was against a wall. Admittedly, it was in a dedicated locker area/room and not in a major plot-device-friendly thoroughfare, but it existed all the same.

Thanks for the explanation. I gathered from context that it was a derogatory term, I just hadn’t ever looked up what it really meant.

I’m too lazy to actually make the Andy Dwyer meme, but I don’t know what a weeb is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

I’m obsessively playing guild wars 2 at the moment, and it is arguably similar, in that you don’t absolutely have to grind to enjoy the game. You can get a character to top level very quickly (a few days), and you can gear them up to play a lot of the end game content fairly quickly (exotic gear is about 5% weaker than the best gear in the game and significantly cheaper and easier to get. You don’t have to craft or collect resources to play and have a good time.

So he should have waited til it was at school?