https://youtu.be/HK-EHnZ9MCI?si=G59A18BFn8J1hmst

Not Adele Dazeem?!

Like u/possiblylinux127 said, any time you’re not going to use it for more than a month or two, it’s best to drain the fluids. Oil is less important than gas, and you can leave gas in it as well if you add a stabilizer to it.

Personally, I wouldn’t use gas stabilizer for more than one season, but I know many who use it every year with no problem. Just make sure you run the motor with the stabilizer for a few minutes before you store it so the gas in the carburetor doesn’t gum up.

As for oil, I tend to only change it when it looks darker than a piece of burnt toast I’d still be willing to eat. I know that’s vague, but it’s how I do it.

He’s real good at picken um.

That is true, but I have had a couple that were apple-y.

The pawpaw can come pretty close to that.

Sciencedamnit, I won’t stand for this!

IIRC, the “dog days” are when the “Dog Star” Sirius rises before the sun does.

Paper? I don’t wipe like a peasant. I have one of those $20 bidets.

And they’re still non-flushable, despite what the package says.

Most baby wipes and similar materials aren’t designed to be flushed—“flushable” products like wipes do not readily disperse upon flushing and actually remain in a solid state while traveling through the sewer system. They may clog your pipes at home resulting in costly visits from your plumber. They may get caught in the public wastewater system, which can cause thousands of dollars worth of damage to regional pumping equipment leading to higher sewer bills for us all. While many of these products might masquerade as “flushable” and “sewer friendly”, don’t be fooled!

https://protectyourpipes.org/wipes#

I wish I had a local bakery like that. We have a few pastry shops, but unsweet bread is harder to come by.

This is the only true skibidi, fight me.

I can tell when I’m being flirted with for the most part, but I can’t tell whether it’s flirting for fun, or they’re genuinely interested.

Samson by Regina Spektor has to be up there for me.

https://youtu.be/p62rfWxs6a8?si=8JLpHy7IDCO6v0EB

IANAL, but I think it’s because balls are fun to play with.

I think any of the books Mary Roach would suit you. They are easy to read, yet are brimming with science explained in a fascinating and unintimidating way.

Her book Stiff is prolly my favorite. It explains what happens to the body starting with death, and covers medical, forensic, and funerary subjects (among others). Fascinating.