Had to keep suggesting them until we landed on a shortlist of names she hasn’t yelled out in frustration. She was a teacher.

Not since the video about aluminum can manufacturing have I sat inexplicably spellbound for the entire thing.

“ While most gnomes die of the horrific effects of the Bleaching in a long and drawn-out process, some are able to reach a stable plateau and exist in its emotional void. ”

I feel personally attacked