But not the Republicans? Their hands are somehow clean?

My dad once described a tree as being “deader than a snake” and i can’t help but wonder how much deader than a snake that tree actually was… 3/5? A half gallon? 28 minutes?

My sister once told someone to eat a steaming bowl of rat assholes, and our friend group used that one for years.

Cansarnit!

“I’ll be hornswaggled in duck sauce!”

I’m also partial to “you are mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence” from the movie Time Bandits, and i use it frequently. Applied it to a comment yesterday, as a matter of fact.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

Right. Germany got it’s act together…

…AFTER THE DEATH CAMPS.

2 day old post, so didn’t skim to check, but if nobody mentioned slacklining, you should check it out. It’s super cheap to get into, and it’ll teach balance and build core strength which will translate into a million other hobbies.

Seriously. My two doggos don’t know wtf is wrong, but they sense I’m freaked out right now.

To quote Al Swearengen: “I like that fucking darjeeling black. Oops.”

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Gimme da cash!

Consider me a sworn enemy, then. Can’t stand that man.

Fuck, my suits in the shop…

Wait, so Darth Vader is

Cheapskates at Warner only wanted to pay for one ‘meep.’

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

Takayuka Yamada is not Dante Basco.

Obviously. Scar’s on the wrong side.