I didn’t read it because I am illiterate

I mean, technically, anything can go a lifetime without water.

I love this take, but sorry it goes against the hate billionaire circlejerk.

I think a rugby player would be more useful in some situations

I’ve worked with the worst project managers. Sit in a meeting for an hour completely silent, then at the end ask questions that were already answered. I’d love that job. That or scrum master. Our scrum master is fucking useless. I think if he doesn’t move stories around swim lanes he will explode.

She also has a pair of massive blockbusters

Cool another thing no one wanted

No!

Maybe, but their cars are pure shit

Toyota all day every day. The best, most reliable car brand.

One rule of thumb; Never buy a Chevy. Absolute garbage vehicles that you will pay endless money to maintain.

Semper Fi, mother fucker!! Hoo ah!

Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas

You sound like a great person. Thanks for the response!

Thanks for answering

This thread is making me realize there are a lot more pedophiles than I thought.

Do you have any friends with kids, and do they let you around them?

In this instance it makes the thing you are shooting at invisible.

Well that’s good news. Thanks!

Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

Great these terrible comics have made their way here, too

Agreed. It’s amazing. I always spring for pineapple on pizza