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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023
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ComfyMuffin@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the first thing you ever stole?9·5 months agoIn 5th grade I discovered that my hand and wrist were small enough to reach up into 25 cent bathroom pad and tampon dispensers. I didn’t really understand what they were for but I thought it was funny to empty them out whenever I saw them.
ComfyMuffin@lemmy.worldOPto cats@lemmy.world•My beautiful, graceful, totally intelligent child1·1 year agoI often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.
ComfyMuffin@lemmy.worldOPto cats@lemmy.world•My beautiful, graceful, totally intelligent child1·1 year agoSame vibes
I can look at a small open space (trunk, corner of a room, shelves, etc) a and then look at the item I need to fit in that space and say with a decent amount of confidence “yeah that’ll fit perfectly” or “that’s gonna be slightly too big”
Curling up into the fetal position and crying in between protests.