AI agents are remarkably bad at “self-awareness”

Because today’s “AIs” are glorified T9 predictive text machines. They don’t have “self-awareness.”

My roommate got one left on his windshield that was printed to look like a folded $50 bill on one side, and then said, “You park like an asshole,” when you flipped it over. To be fair to the person who left it, my roommate totally did park like an asshole that day, so I thought it was hilarious.

For every downvote I’ll eat a porterhouse. 😂😂😂

Never! Couldn’t possibly be M$’s fault! It’s definitely somehow your IT department!

Made from dead plants, rather.

Wow, now even Snopes has the “give us your email for access” bullshit?! How disappointing.

No Place Like 127.0.0.1

There’s a shop near me that specializes in different sodas. There’s a whole novelty section. These are tame in comparison to the weird flavors I’ve seen on those shelves.

Figuring out venvs was a bit frustrating for me. Particularly since the steps I was following to install a particular app mentioned nothing about them, so I just got an error when I tried to follow their instructions. Thankfully managed to get it figured out, but yeah, definitely wouldn’t have been my first choice for an install method if others were available for that app.

My whole name - first, middle, and last - is one of those that’s so generic I’m damn near impossible to Google without already knowing other key identifying details. Details that, if you already knew, you probably wouldn’t need to Google me anyway.

$11 dollars

Eleven dollars dollars?

The sheer volume of microplastics that will be in our respective layer of rock stratigraphy will be unmistakable evidence that some rather stupid species was here.

Do your psychic insights extend to the lotto? I’ll go halfsies with you.

I’d assume any woman who stays with a dipshit like Vance does it because he’s got some kind of dirt or control on her.

I didn’t assume anything, hence why I asked. Sorry I lack a biographical knowledge of every person on the planet that I otherwise have zero interest in.

Andy Cohen, the real power behind Washington!

Any indication she was one of those mail-order brides? I just can’t think why she stays with him when he’s such a dick to her.

ETA: The stereotypical mail order bride I’m familiar with comes from Russia, and they’re white. But by all means, keep going out of your way to find shit to be offended at - it’s not my high blood pressure.

Ah yes, the year I graduated high school.

sounds of crackling joints intensifies