Albeit I don’t know what the duck TikTok is. Just guessing.

I imagine all the clocks in their houses will just stop. Stop tick. Stop tock.

Well said.

Flammable is inflammable

The offal of Dom DeLuise. JK of course. He’s one of the main reasons Stargate SG-1 is so much fun.

I never want kids. I don’t know how they’re going to take the news.

What are you talking about, nephew… ;)

Yep.

Amed a small town on the north coast of Bali. Spent all day snorkeling the reef.

Are you a dolphin?

Usually season 2 or 3, but depending on the weather, sometimes it’s season 11. Or, if I’m feeling particularly salty, it’s seasoning.

Water isn’t wet though.

You mean the original original ones? Yeah… they were honestly really icky and rather bad for typing on at speed. I type normally at 150+ wpm and the response speed was lacking and only slowed me down. Cleaning them was… not really an option. Not unless you wanted to spend a lot of time painstakingly taking the keycaps/membrane off and carefully putting it back. I’m honestly surprised to hear that anyone would want to recreate that fucking abominable experience. masochists

How many licks to get to the center of a Ceres Pop?

And if you play it loud enough, you’ll get a free police escort!

I hear you. So to get rich, all I have to do is get a shovel and dig to the Earth’s core.

Millions of peaches?

Fuck man, I don’t know what I’m going either.

TOLD me…

That joke is pretty armless