Depends, am I in a women’s only clothing store holding their bags while I’m left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I’m told they don’t want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we’re doing?

Charisma is for making your own religion.

Never met a religious person who didn’t know anything about their religion?

Planning things out ahead of time and keeping myself too busy to spiral.

What’s bothering me is, mathematically that is the answer, but practically the apple is a non uniform shape so you cant really determine where a third of the apple truly is and it has seeds in the middle meaning two of the kieces will have seeds one the one getting the two cut off pieces won’t so its not truly shared equally.

Party once used a chime of opening after spending 20 minutes trying to open a door they had found the key to 5 minutes before.

I’m starting to think any ouzzle solved by looking at your inventory may just be asking too much.

Every fucking time.

Also with the justification: The DM wouldn’t think that way.

I have layers dammit!

It’s made for Strixhaven which is a Mage school.

It’s been very fun so far to have them randomly ambush the players.

laughs in terrasque

Me in response: “Well in that case *rolls d20 ominously”

Players: immediately become interested in discussing the fake weather

Or a “Let me just read my notes real quick before this next part”

Little difference in content. Also I bet it’s much less interesting to watch due to crunching.

That said I’m planning my transition to Pathfinder rn since it seems more fun to play.

Fine, we’ll play Pathfinder

one finger curls on the monkey’s paw

A concept that requires you to both interpret the rules literally and then ignore the rules altogether in order to work.

Step 1: Learn to DM Step 2: Ask literally every person you meet to play

After 5-10 years you’ll have 2 people with waning interest and little time to play at a table.

Little enough that now if I do it just comes off as sarcastic.

I think there was actually some fringe case where it happened due to some internal deformity.

I got a free solution, go commando.

I didn’t say it was a good solution, just free.

“Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper…”

First time I fingered a girl I felt like Colombus. Really thought I’d hit the new world much sooner.