Hold on. They flagrantly endanger the passenger’s life (not to mention others) multiple times and should expect a tip?

This here is some sage advice.

Kids born after 2000 aren’t looking for one

You can start with the official Mastodon app, but there are numerous alternatives.

Ironically, I like when I eventually scroll to the end of the Lemmy posts and my app tells me “you have reached the bottom”.

James

Tiberius

Kirk

Hope he named his kid Morris Morrisonson.

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Donald and Elon?

It’s the same in Australia. Every now and then you get a random crackpot senator.

Paddy’s Market

My office is paperless and we’re a staid finance company.

Raw carrot gang ✊ I don’t peel them any more and still great.

My other treats that feel like cheats are pickles and popcorn.

Same! Bought it to play Neverwinter Nights. What was yours for?

If you remember your parka

Having to keep track of that evil snail.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/

Being eaten by sea anemones, tuna, sharks, swordfish, sea turtles, penguins, and other jellyfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii#Predation

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

And think through what you are going to do before you start moving it.

And certainly do not feel bad saying no to a salesperson. Don’t even feel bad completely ignoring one who approaches you unsolicited.