Cigarette, cigarillo, and cigar imply the existence of a much larger cigarrón, like this one

How I learned to stop worrying and love the… bomb?

uMatrix is unmaintained since 2021, that’s another downside

Sources:
https://www.wilderssecurity.com/threads/umatrix-development-has-ended.432663/
https://www.ghacks.net/2020/09/20/umatrix-development-has-ended/

Nine rings for the mortal men doomed to die?

Exclamations I used to say:
“Big black bats!” - something to do with Batman or something?
“Great Qubits!” - I liked quantum physics, because I didn’t understand it

Insults and exclamations I say now:
“Eat a (some kind of weapon)!” - Fancy way to tell someone “kill yourself”. Like “Eat a grenade”, “Eat a gun”
Random syllables that sound like Klingon mixed with Slavic and Hebrew - I speak none of those languages, but still say stuff like “Vzer krakh!” when I get annoyed by popups.
“Koskenkorva!” - the Finnish vodka-like drink. I don’t even drink that.

Breaking the “non-religous” constraint, because i want to:
“Jesus Christ in a tank!” - In response to something very surprising that I can’t remember

Saving the best for last: Captain Haddock interjections.
“Ten thousand thundering typhoons!”
“Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!”
“Addlepated lumps of anthracite!”
“Antediluvian bulldozer!”
“Bashi-bazouks!”
“Pompous popinjay!”
“Pockmark!”

If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

I don’t think it can be constant time. Accessing a heap is O(log n), isn’t it?

HTML = hit mill
It’s like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)

HTTP = hitch tip
It’s the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill

I used to be able to. Then I got a new computer… and I was still able to.

Then a few months later my typo rate increased, correcting them quickly got harder, and I derailed more often. (How do I fiz my jeyboarf?) Sometimes it feels like I’m derailed even when I’m not.

QWERTY only, I have never even seen a physical Dvorak keyboard, or any other layout.

Kate is a KDE app that comes close, it’s what I use. NotepadQQ seems to be what you’re looking for, but it’s not actively maintained.

If you give a mouse a cookie…

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

That doesn’t really get the idea across. The files are stored on the internet, so how about SkyNet?

Somehow I read “Perc. Cue” as “Mini Gun” when the image was small

No real hacker would use MS Word!

“The fries are cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible?”

!dragons@pawb.social

!imaginarydragons@leminal.space

!dragonswithjobs@pawb.social

!wingsoffire@lemmy.world

Because dragons are cool

Stratification between the corporate and the free world.

On one side, you have bots, bots, and more bots. Enshittification running rampant. AOL-style locked-down platforms, but worse, because they steal your data and your soul to fuel their profits.

On the other side of the fence is the side of freedom. The fediverse will have more users. Also, old-style personal websites/blogs could make a comeback.

Reddit gradually began to suck. Enshittification started to take its toll, but I was protected because I used Old Reddit with a lot of blockers, and I never used the app. Then the API crisis happened, and I thought “Why am I supporting a corporate big-tech platform?” So I left, because a bunch of other people were doing the same.

TLDR: everyone else did everyone who counts did.

Pol Pot made the Despicable Me series