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what is the manga you’re likely summarizing here because I am vaguely interested in reading it. Love me some trash manga. and if this is your real life—you live in a hellscape and are probably just lines.

no one ever did that.

Nope.

Have a fucking orca mangle that shitty little penguin guy.

yeah it probably has—I honestly like it thought. I sometimes check it and scroll for a bit but it has really helped with the content addition caused by Reddit. I do not go to reddit unless a google search on a technical problem leads me there (only because the archived content is usually where answers are found).

Firemen are the only honorable public emergency service left in this country. all the rest are just out to murder people (source: am an american.)

The written phrase “and let me tell you” screams of AI usage right off the bat. This and that to the torque had me crazy in how this English changed

Cause we force them to

Just get there before it all shuts down

You’ve activated my very stupid trap card called Teresa Duarte

Man way to fat-shame a very successful (whatever the scientific term is for an opportunistic parasite / swindler might be called) lil guy.

God speed Biggo “Pawhandler.” Grubbs

Let’s hope they don’t secretly have the protomolecule sample.

but like doesn’t it suck that she dares to be a woman making content as a woman like that make ne mad as me man like how dARE?

yeah but like, I saw that—if that is the same person—she dared to make some comics about very obvious social issues rendered with very competent art and comedy and also dared to be a woman doing such activities and as a person of man I find that objectionable that a woman so me mad. but like just because i had to see it because me mad at her because she is.

Every single maga Twitter selfie-guy-in-truck looks like an absolute piece of shit loser so kinda gotta say this is objectively false.

Go to therapy and don’t seek internet help. Also I’d go no contact with your entire family. If you legitimately think any of this is normal, uh, get away? (Read maybe two/three items down your fucked up list).

It probably has a ring camera in it or a literal drone flying near it and the current admin is too stupid to think to do a bug check. Meanwhile all those worst people you’ve played COD with over the years have graduated to murdering actual people and the one really shitty friend from high school (if you’re still in touch) is likely singing their praises on social.

But like, hey it’s important to consider the feelings of someone who is sad about eating animals but still eats fish because they aren’t animals right?

But what if you wanted to shoot a gun? Surely that would make that situation better.

Glory to Mankind