Love me a clarinet. Also a muted trumpet is pretty pleasing. I think though the most across the board genre neutral pleasing instrument timbre is the piano. It does it all.

Does that include electric guitar?

Me, and yes it’s normal to have an emotional reaction to media. You want a good cry? Watch Violet Evergarden. That shit’ll wreck you.

Kids are gonna be like “is that V for Vagina?” why not herald the reign of a new progenitor instead; or go full on with Mustofviganion the MMXI?”

Don’t give your children a stupid name or honorific that will just other them with their peers. no one in their life is gonna think its cool other than you, and its just gonna cause them grief growing up regardless of how innocuous it may be.

Almost as if the 50’s were being plagued by the same dumb rich out of touch assholes from the 1920s and it caused some ~trickle down~ issues for society down the line in the 90s. Turns out 35 years ain’t that long of a time in the grand scheme of things.

Never have I ever met a family with a shared name.

Veep is probably more generally accurate.

Praise be the Time Cone, for at the bottom you run out of time. Glory to Mankind.

It’s ok to talk to a woman. But judging by your wall of text… maybe it’s not ok for you specifically to talk to a woman.

You’d trip in some mud and die of a million bacterial infections like 3 weeks in.

you should read Dr. Stone and quickly realize how fast you’d actually die.

yes—I live a crummy individualized american lifestyle and can’t afford to rent an apartment by myself, but at least I got neat toys and don’t have to manage an entire country based on vague hand waving and hoping my generals / confidants / consultants / children don’t have plans to kill me before I sell any daughters to a rival power in hopes of assuaging that looming threat.

That being said, it would be nice if a certain orange man baby met with some renaissance justice just to drive home the point.

They’re already dead and processed, would be an insult to not consume them.

A ground beef & refried bean burrito smothered in cheese and genuine New Mexican red chile sauce.

Dodged a bullet with the Witcher—the show went so off the rails with the source that it’s not even worth pretending it’s an adaptation. By all accounts the same is the case with the wheel of time but I have no first-hand knowledge with that ip.

always use your turn signal ANY TIME you are changing from one lane to another, merging, or MIND BLOWING INFO: turning at an intersection.

also turn it on with ample time to indicate YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE A TURN, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING ASSSHOLE PLOWING DOWN THE ROAD IN A MULTIPLE TON MUDERBOX COMPLETLEY IGNORING ANYONE ELSE IN EXISTENCE.

Your loss.

You can easily get your credit score from any number of places, just do a google search or like call your bank. They’re never gonna be the same but they are usually within 5-10 points depending on the source.

But the real question is: why the hell were you opening so many credit cards in the first place?

People who brag about going to work deserve to die at their desks. Godspeed taking care of your newborn and your spouse.

no no no, the telepathic child arrives first.