And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it’s all over
And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it’s all over
For every wizard you see, there’s a hundred in the walls that you don’t
Ever played the elder scrolls?
I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier
Straight from the showers at RNC headquarters
For me, it’s not about risking my pride, it’s risking running a shitty game.
I’m not a good DM. I’m not creative, I don’t know how to balance shit, and I don’t have time to craft any sort of compelling story.
I’m only doing it so that our forever DM can have an opportunity to play the game. So if I drop 40 bucks on a module, I sure as shit want it to hold my hand through it so that I don’t ruin it.
Seriously . If I ever heard someone say “quarter nine” as a time, those are the only two I would ever consider to be possible options
Or a mask. As long as he doesn’t cut his tongue in the little slit
Found all the kids who ate glue in class…
If I’ve learned anything from all those documentaries about cults, it’s that the first step to polygamy is identifying a vulnerable population
It’s even worse than that.
Most people aren’t playing TTRPGs at all, so the ability is extremely limited.
Ohh shit. Is beer gonna turn me gay?
I think I spend too much time on the Internet, because ‘bird shit’ was not my first guess…
Or becoming your own grandpa
Because I have no interest in carrying around coins to make change
I only saw the first episode so far (free on Amazon), but I liked it pretty well.
It has interesting flavor with environmentally adapted walkers, and archaic weapons (the height of weapon tech in that episode is a flintlock pistol - and medieval polearms are plentiful).
Man, I just like rolling dice and doing silly voices…
Shit
You’re gonna make me do another run through of Stargate, aren’t you?