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Cake day: May 23rd, 2024

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  • Everyone knows you get a culture for an animal bite and then write a prescription for the single species of bacteria infecting the wound. It’s just procedure! Same for tick bites, definitely not just writing out amoxicillin and calling it a day, gotta wait two weeks and send in some blood work first to give the Lyme disease time to settle in and show up nice and clean.












  • In DnD it’s because most undead are damned and tortured souls enslaved by dark magic to the bidding of their twisted masters.

    The skellingtons are looking at you, the real you, the core of your very existence with their soul eyeballs. And they hate you, because you are alive, and they aren’t just dead, they’re being tortured every moment of their existence.

    But, hey, tell me more about your perfect medieval civilization built on raising zombie field hands.

    /Jokekilling