Is that Sweet Dee Reynolds? I think you are better off with the Habsburg

Fuckin’ slander you ask me!

And thank God for that!

Tortoises live a looooong time buddy. And I bet you that evil ones live even a little longer

Maxy in the house! Maxy loves to partyyyyyyy!

Personally, I found it so absurd that it held my attention for a while, trying to decypher some obscure meaning.

In the end, I thought that maybe the wise old tree has to work at a fast food joint cause nowadays nobody wants to hear his wise advice anymore, made me chuckle.

Episode idea:

George gets accidentally charged for the deluxe car wash instead of the standard one and spends the rest of the episode trying to sneak in a free deluxe to make up for it, but gets charged every time. Elaine is dragged into his shenanigans, but keeps backstabbing him to make good with the hot car wash attendant.

Jerry “falls in love” with a customer at said car wash, but doesn’t get her name, and only has her ticket stub mentioning her car model to find her again.

Kramer enlists Newman to create their own car wash service, directly across the street.

-Holy shit bro! Is he banging that gorilla?? What the fuck!!

-Yeah dude! I told him they were “hairy women” and he totally bought it!

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution

Fantastically captures mankind’s eternal obsession with power and greed

-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!

-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!

Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.

Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!

Me in every New Vegas playthrough

“These fucks had nothing before we gave em the gift of our cuisine!!”

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja lo gótico y lemming es reciente, lo alburero ya lo traía 😂

Sisters of Mercy - This Corrosion

Hey now, Hey now, now

Jesus Christ…

Remy is C O O K I N G

You must’ve been top of your fuckin class!