That thousand yard stare.

7 rounds is way beyond insane. I’ve done 3 and 4 only to lose out to “a better fit.”

Way it works where I live is they had a relative in mind the whole time but still had to pretend to go through the motions of hiring.

I think I’d pass on Muppet Schindler’s List.

Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem

But Animal is their drummer.

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Isn’t that what I said?

Zounds.

Gadzooks.

Arr.

Sir, this is a Krusty Burger.

And I looked, and behold a pale Honda Odyssey: and her name that drove it was Karen

That’s like judging a city based on its Arby’s.

I’ve worked at hotels. People still figure out how to complain about these things.

Because the answer is “lie and kiss ass and deny your needs as a human.”

I hate corruption in all forms, but I love the fact that Israel is freaking the fuck out right now because the Middle East just realized all they have to do is bribe Trump.

Hey, maybe netanyahu being upset will cause democrats to actually oppose something trump is doing.

Darkness beyond twilight

Would be funny if this is how gun control becomes a thing in America.

They’re way more likely to outlaw little free libraries. Also, people are gonna notice that the little free library in their neighborhood smells like spent gunpowder.

it’s a terrible habit but it doesn’t make you ugly

No, but it ages you quickly.

AI’m on Observation Duty

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Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

So many countries are worse than mine.

And so many more would be, but your country contains you.

I only talk about china because most people on this platform view China as the shining hope. That can do no wrong.

I found that telling you my positions on anything just gives you something to troll with, but it turns out that my positions don’t matter to you since you’re just trolling. Like so:

If you dislike china, then I’ll start talking good about china 🤣

This really just is a game to me isn’t it

Well, that’s because you’re a troll.