They were in-house but the local dev team were not working with them. Work force in that country was cheaper so i just got fired shortly after :)

Me maintaining an old codebase and implementing features for months before boss shows up one day and says the 60 remote workers have been working on an identical project which will be the one we actually use. Bruh wtf

I feel like im the opposite from a lot of people in this thread. I very rarely get upset. Like, once a year maybe? Sure, some things annoy me, but they’re rarely worth getting upset about. I think most people see me as a “funny guy” thats easy to be around.

Now I swear a lot, like very alot. And its mostly for comedic purpose or putting that tiny bit of emphasis on something, usually opposite from what i actually mean. Saying something like “a fuckton” usually means i had 2 apples instead of 1, where if i actually had way too many apples i would be more descriptive about it and not swear. People tend to take things more seriously that way.

I think casually swearing can help with not getting upset to begin with while also being more expressive if used correctly. I feel like i can get emphasis on what i say and having some form of relief from just swearing casually, which helps negate the build up of annoyances and eventually actually getting upset.

I very rarely swear in an insulting manner, i find it way more insulting and effective to use words that are very “unharmful” for that purpose, such as calling someone a clown or gnome. In the right setting those are devasting. I dont think it translates very well to english, but just imitating a 10yo and saying “your mom” is also just insanely funny as an insult because of how inherently stupid it is.

Same at my new place, i tend to take a shorter lunch and leave earlier, i usually get into office at 8am or slightly before

Got one of those rare holo hieroglyph Mew pokemon cards stolen when i was a kid, i still think about it.

Just started a new job last week. Ive been in the industry for 3 years so not completely junior but getting in to a new codebase is always rough. Especially when only 1 huge library file is documented, every component is cluttered af and most variables and parameter names are 1 character long.

Doesnt help that functions are 100 lines either when each the parameter names makes the logic incomprehensible.

Bringa back Hats! Ive said this many times, but we need to bring Möre headwear into fashion. Hats go hard.

This. Starting at the company in 2023 and first task being to “start enhancing a 5 y/o project” seemed fine until I realized the project was not even using git, was being publically hosted online and contained ALL customer invoices and sales data. On top of this i had to pull the files down from the live server via FTP as it didnt exist anywhere else. It was kinda wild.

Using Filezilla FTP client for production releases in 2024 hit me hard

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This is the most banger tattoo though. Random answers to a test that could potentially exist in the future.

Fair, but they wrote “states” which immediately maked me think it’s the US.

Yeah I’ve heard about this issue aswell, my friend has something similar going on

Could be, I drank more beer before, recently it’s mostly been ciders. I rarely drink wine though, I’d rather have more beers/ciders that I enjoy the taste of than drink to feel intoxicated. Occasionally I drink a glass of whiskey or two on the weekends and that’s usually not an issue.

Burping is no issues.

And I’ve never really noticed being bloated when drinking. But that’s nothing I’ve really thought about either, I’ll pay attention to it next time but nothing I noticed the other day at least.

I mean, if that’s possible then maybe?

I have an interesting question regarding this. I drink occasionally but not to the point where I’m shitfaced, usually not feeling very drunk or not drunk at all and yet I still throw up.

I throw up multiple times a couple of times in a row and I have no idea why this happens. I wouldn’t believe it’s alcohol poisoning since it has happened at as low as 3 beers (regular strength, not any ridiculous IPA type beers).

I’m curious if any more educated people have any idea what this can be about. I’ve been trying to figure this shit out for years but have just mostly given up on drinking instead.

I’m pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.

Relevant meme

When is this movie releasing? I’d love to watch it