Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.
Have you tried weed?
I love using it when some typeface nerd spouts off about why it’s bad.
That life would be better as an adult.
I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.
How much of their marketing efforts are spent on minimizing their impact on rising childhood nicotine addiction through vapes?
Rap.
Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.
Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.
Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.
“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.