American here. Those of us with more than 2 brain cells are sorry that the Dunning-Krueger effect which elected and fuels the Orange Jackass is bringing our insanity to your doorstep. Almost nobody here wants your country but there’s literally nothing we can do because the Orange Jackass controls all the tanks.

It doesn’t need to be good to be popular. Now let’s dust off and nuke the smurfs from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

So have plenty of us Americans.

I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.

I’d be happy to see him at the end of a rope, but I’ll settle for him just fucking off and never returning.

So the Orange Jackass wants to mug her?

I joined shortly after Reddit announced the death of their API.

Save yourselves, don’t visit America. We may have to live in hell but you don’t have to.

Get a VPN and use Euro internet. Actually I’m starting to think that’s a good idea anyway.

Manichean. The problem is that evil has a tendency to grab power by the throat and never let go, which gives it the leverage to dominate good.

That’s when you know she’s a keeper.

Yep, and I dare someone to do something about it.

Look how hard the point went over your head.

Is he still in Russia? Because he may need to be extremely cautious around windows now.

The computer’s BIOS.

Not exactly but I have a related story. Girl I used to date, her grandparents died and left like a million dollars to her parents. Guess what they did with it. Guess.

They gave it all to their church. The pastor retired and bought a brand new house.

I’ve been to a mechanic shop that had one for the oil change door.

So who cleaned up the pig shit?

I want to go back in time and kill Ronny Reygun in the 60s.

My social credit is like my financial credit - solidly on the road to Chapter 7.