The kid died 3 weeks later working in a coal mine.

Get a dumb phone.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

Probably that I haven’t killed myself yet. That’s not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he’s constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he’s making shit up for laughs.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

My mother had one of these. I got to use it as a hand-me-down as a teenager because my mother was abusive AF.

For clarity, the subject of the TV wasn’t the abusive part. Her rationale of “I didn’t have one when I was a kid so you don’t get to have one while you’re a kid” was. It didn’t apply just to the TV.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

Short answer, yes.

In 2018, Indian minister for higher education Satyapal Singh baffled the scientific community by demanding that the theory of evolution be removed from school curriculum becaue “no one ever saw an ape turning into a human being.” Other political leaders from the ruling Bhartiya Janata Party came to his defense on social media.

Okay the evolution part, though stupid, is religious fundie par for the course. But middle school geometry? Are they fucking retarded?

Nope. Educate yourself with fact-based knowledge. It’ll pay off in the long run if you know what you’re actually talking about.

Red meant that no quarter would be given, they’re going to fucking kill you. Black flag meant they would take your shit without slaughtering you. Granted, fighting back would still get you killed either way. Pirates tended to make examples sometimes, or want revenge, thus slaughter. Of course if they didn’t kill everyone, they might press-gang you into service, and now your a pirate too. So red means you’re dead.

Peas (fresh or frozen) are nice and bland without being gross about it. You can add them to all kinds of stuff and forget they’re even in it. Soup, pot pies, mashed potatoes, anything with gravy or cheese, meatloaf, etc.

You have chosen the $10,000 American macaroni.

I’ll take Cyberdyne. A laser blast to the head sounds like a nice, peaceful way to go out.

The human race went extinct about 17 years ago. We’re all secretly something else, but we don’t tell you about it until you’re 45.

Only if Mystique goes on a bloody rampage and slaughters all the smurfs.

Somebody call the whambulance, the “influencers” are salty!